With just 6 ingredients and 10 minutes of prep, these Baked S'mores Churro Bites will become your family's favorite Cinco de Mayo and Taco Tuesday dessert!
Cinco de Mayo is TOMORROW. I am beyond excited. It is, hands down, my favorite non-major holiday of the year.
The Irish have St. Patrick's Day. The pyrotechnics-obsessed have 4th of July. Chris has Cinco de Mayo.
Besides giving me full permission to eat way more chips and guacamole than one individual should ever be allowed to consume in one sitting month, it also means it's the unofficial start to summer for me. I don't know why, it just is. Now that we are in May, it's the home-stretch for us teachers. Summer vacation is SO freaking close. And as excited as kids are to be off for the summer... teachers are 10x more ecstatic.
Every year, our church's women's retreat lines up with a weekend around Cinco de Mayo. And with the women away, I host my annual Cinco de Man-o party. We all look ridiculously forward to it every year. All of us guys are happy just hanging out and eating tons of tacos, guac, salsas, and whatever other savory goodness I cook up. But our friend Phil... he comes for one thing and one thing only. The sweets.
Now I thought I had a sweet tooth. Nope. Phil wins that battle. The dude is hardcore. I'm pretty sure he even brushes his teeth with milkshakes. So Phil, this one is for you. These Baked S'mores Churro Bites will be waiting for you.
What's totally great about these Baked Churro S'mores Bites (besides the obvious wanting to stuff your face with them nonstop because hello... Baked Churro S'mores Bites) is that they only take 10 quick minutes of prep. 7 minutes if you're super efficient in the kitchen. AND, you have most of the ingredients in your pantry already.
Cinnamon and sugar? Check. Chocolate chips and mini marshmallows? Heck yes check. Butter in the fridge? Yeah, duh. So really, the only thing you need to probably pick up are two packs of crescent rolls. Boom.
I'm 100% sure your kids will absolutely love these Baked S'mores Churro Bites. Actually, screw the kids. YOU will loves these. They are clouds of sweet dough heaven... STUFFED with chocolate and marshmallows. What else could a kid adult want in life?
And to bring even more serious flavor to this party (like we even need it), you're going to serve these bad boy Baked S'mores Churro Bites with Dulce de Leche (or any caramel dessert topping) and Mexican Hot Fudge.
Mexican Hot Fudge, you say? Yup... and it's super easy to make happen. Just stir in a little bit of cinnamon (and cayenne pepper, if ya feeling spicy) to some hot fudge topping and BAM.
Baked S'mores Churro Bites
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What makes it better? Uhm, can you say nutella-lined taco shell?! Yea... NUTELLA. #legit
How do I get away with only using 4 ingredients for these Nutella Choco Tacos, you ask? Well, instead of going and buying a waffle cone iron and making them from scratch (ain't nobody with a 10-month old got time for that), I found an amazing shortcut.
Do me a favor. When you line your waffle taco shells with Nutella, don't be stingy. Show your family how boss you are simply with the amount of Nutella you stuff into your copycat Nutella Choco Tacos. I use an offset spatula to help get the nutella into all the different nooks and crannies. 
Through trial and error, I found out that you really need to stuff enough ice cream into the taco shells so that it protrudes slightly over the edge of each shell. This way your chocolate shell isn't too thick. Don't get me wrong, I'm all about more chocolate. But to keep the bite-to-bite ratio on point, try and keep the shell on the thin side.
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Ever have an idea that sounds a lot better in theory than in actual real life? Yup. Happened to us this weekend. Tyler and I are photographing a wedding in a couple weeks with our company 
Tequila soaked raisins. That would be raisins spiked with tequila. Mmmm hmm. Don't worry... you can always skip the liquor bath if you want a kid-friendly taco. But besides the tequila adding some serious flavor to these Mexican Lamb Tacos, it just sounds pretty bad-donkey. Right?!
I'm in love with my 
And I'm not talking about any lamb in these Mexican Lamb Tacos with Tequila Soaked Raisins and Pepitas. This is 100% 
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I wish I could take credit for the genius move of actually making the egg the "bun". But that innovative move goes to 
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Yes, you'll love these. Yes, your kids will love these. And yes, since they have bananas on it, I'm totally comfortable calling this a healthy snack.
Finally. It's quiet. At 10pm. After a long, long week, it's quiet. I can sit down, relax... and holy crap it's actually only Monday.
Anyone else beyond excited that nature has finally awoken from the winter freeze? Except you California... where the weather is pretty much perfect every single freaking day. Must be nice.
What I totally love about this super quick and easy spring lunch recipe?
And while we are on the subject of these crazy awesome little Minute Rice microwave cups. They are done in 60 seconds. What?! Yea, I know. 60 seconds.
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Random fact of the day. Pregnancy can trigger autoimmune diseases. I know, weird right? I would have never known, or as bad as this sounds, care all that much, except that it happened to Asheley. She has officially been diagnosed with rheumatoid arthritis. I know. It sucks.
No worries if you don't have lamb (or don't really like lamb all that much). You can easily swap in ground beef or pork.
For those of you following along with my Operation Stop Being A Fatty, that is also going quite well. I've lost 39 pounds in just under 3 months so far, and continually inching closer to my 60 pound goal. It feels great to finally fit back into clothes that have been collecting dust in the skinny side of my closet.
Hosting a holiday meal for family, no matter how small, is never a simple task. You want to make it special. For my family, special means to make an absurd amount of food. Asheley gets so mad at me when we host and there are a ton of leftovers. But for me, that's a sign of a job well done. People ate. A lot. And there is still a fridge full of leftovers to feast on for the next few days. That is, until you are so sick of reheating the same meal over and over again and just say screw it. I'm getting Taco Bell. Oh, just me?
I can still remember the very first time I tried a Baked Alaska. It was at Bobby Flay's Steakhouse in Atlantic City about 7 years ago. It was kinda the very beginning of when I first started thinking food was cool. Before that, I was a complete culinary idiot. I'm hopeful that progress is being made in that department.
Oh and side note. Does anyone else totally associate lemon desserts with Easter? I'm really not a lemon dessert type of guy. Bring on da chocolate. But come Easter, it's all about these bright, citrusy sweets. I blame my wife, who's obsessed with lemon meringue pie.
So how much work are these Mini Lemon Vanilla Baked Alaskas? Honestly, barely anything.
And even if you don't have a Peeps-loving grandma, your kids/nieces and nephews/anyone with a pulse will totally dig these fun Easter dessert milkshakes. They literally whip together in minutes, and take even less time to gulp down.
By the way, I recently got a new blender because my old one finally bit the dust. Best thing to ever happen, because now I'm rocking this awesome 
I'm sure you've seen skillet cookies before. Skillet brownies, too. And you know those half brownie, half cookie bars have been floating around Pinterest. So I said... wait a minute. What if I combine all of those ideas into one. AND stuff some tagalongs in the middle?
This has to be, by far, the greatest school calendar in my 10 years of teaching. Phew, 10 years... it's going so fast. This is usually the absolute worst time of year... the very long stretch of time between the winter break in February and the spring vacation in mid-April. But this year? Easter and Passover are so far apart, we have off a few days for Easter in a few weeks, and then also a full week at the end of April.
If there is ever a time to harp on quality ingredients and treat your family to to a top of the line meal, it's at special holidays. This is the luxury model of all hams. A Kurobuta ham.
I wanted big and bold flavors to pair with this... well, big and bold flavored ham. It deserves it.
This glaze. It's everything. It's sweet, spicy, sticky... and I can't/won't get enough. Best of all, it comes together in minutes.
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It's funny, because earlier this week I posted that 
So this weekend, treat your someone special (which can totally be yourself) to this Bacon, Egg, and Cheese Breakfast Ramen. Especially if the night before involved a wee-bit of adult beverage consuming. You'll be the weekend breakfast hero for all time. Do it.
This originally was going to be a vegan dessert mousse. True story.
Once Tyler suggested the name change, my first step was to grab some of my favorite granola from the pantry. Yup. That sealed it. Vegan dessert became vegan breakfast.
. I use it at least a few times a week. It's perfect for grating garlic and ginger into dishes you want them to dissolve in, zesting citrus, and creating a pile of Parmesan snow on top of pasta dishes.
Side note. When there's not a whole lot of time to meal plan and my wife is hangry (that's angry hungry, for those unfamiliar), I love relying on Flatout wraps, Fold Its, and pizza crusts for quick and easy dinners. I'm 100% positive Flatout has saved weeknight dinner at least 3 times in the past two weeks.
Cate is all about donuts. She's always whipping them up... 
Now before you go saying how this sounds incredibly weird and blah blah blah... stop. It's not. In fact, it's beyond awesome.
Not going to lie. 
Give me a random ingredients, and I guarantee you a taco can be made. That's the beauty of tacos. They are perfect to clean out the fridge and use up whatever random ingredients you have going on.
Now it's your turn to play the 
Ah, winter vacation. One of the great perks of being a teacher. Random weeks off. And I love it. Although I have to admit, weeks off really aren't weeks off anymore. Parents. I now fully get it. No longer are my breaks filled with Netflix binges or spending days pretty much doing whatever the heck I want. Now it's Mickey Mouse clubhouse intertwined with following around a crawling maniac of a baby who is managing to show her daddy quite efficiently what I need to quickly baby-proof around the house.
I know. These aren't really considered a "nighttime" beverage. But I think they're great any time of day when you need a bright and bubbly pick-me-up. With an elegant brunch spread. As a "I survived an entire day of full-time daddy duties while mommy was at work" appetizer to dinner.
Side note to this recipe. I saw all this amazing citrus at the supermarket and it was screaming photograph me. Okay, maybe not screaming. More like a strong whisper.
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Full confession. This Chocolate Covered Strawberry Cake Roll was my very first cake roll experience. No, not eating it. Obviously. But actually making one? Yea, I thought it was way too complicated. I mean, really, how does the cake not crumble when you roll it up.
So the secret to keeping the cake roll from crumbling? First, you have to make sure you can remove it from the pan quickly and easily. That means greasing the heck out of your pan and sprinkling it with powdered sugar.
You'll definitely have some of that rockstar strawberry whipped cream left over. If you can resist the temptation to eat it all right then and there, serve this cake with some extra whipped cream.
Did we even talk about how this cake only takes a few minutes of actual prep time. I honestly made sure to dedicate a big block of time to making this cake happen, and was shocked when it only took a handful of hands-on minutes.
Ah, Valentine's Day is just around the corner. It's time for all those waxy "chocolates" wrapped up in heart-shaped boxes, paying at least 542x the going rate for roses, and lining up like cattle for a chance to dine on a restaurant's finest pre-fixe lame-butt menu.
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I know what you're all dying to ask me... What lamb language of love are you, Chris?! I'm in-between a Classic Romantic and Homebody Lover.
So this recipe. Yea, these Southwest Ancho Chile Crusted Lamb Chops are totally legit. I absolutely love that it's super elegant but doesn't require hours of prep like my usual Valentine's Day feasts.
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I absolutely love game day food.
And really, they couldn't be simpler to make. Just a few ingredients and a few minutes of prep. Plus, bring these to a party and tell them you crusted 'em in Doritos... you know for a fact that you'll be deemed a culinary legend for the next 365 days, at which time you'll need to come up with another ingenious idea.
. It's the one I have at home (although, in full disclosure, I rarely use it... I often times just use a skillet to do my frying).
for the video, and it's great because it's electric! You can even plug it in outdoors to fry... and keep that "fried smell" out of your house.
So anyone else out there habitually over order at Chinese take-out joints? I just get way too excited.
is where it's at!
People are usually shocked when I tell them this, but I love Taco Bell. Yea yea yea... you can go on and on about how it's not real food and blah blah blah. But to be honest, it's a guilty pleasure and I just don't care. I 
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You'll see some familiar faces in this burrito. Brown rice (swap in some 
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Healthy Korean Pork Burritos with Kimchi, Avocado, and Gochujang Aioli.
I'm no stranger to totchoss. There were these 
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By the way, complete side note to eating healthier lately... I feel like I can smell a whole lot clearer now. It's really weird, but kinda cool.
So what did I bring here to Sarah's virtual baby shower? Well like any good virtual shower, this one has a theme... Sarah's two favorite things: Cheese + Sweets.
Honesty time. The beginning of this school year was rough when it came time to dinner. By the time we got home for a full day of work, spent a few minutes hanging out with our baby girl, fed her dinner and did the whole bed time routine, it was 8 p.m. And who wants to cook dinner after all that? Certainly not us. We fell into the take-out trap. The "what do you want for dinner" question was really a "where should we send out for food". I still cooked on occasion, and of course got busy in the kitchen for any entertaining we did at the house... but it was just so hard to get into a weeknight groove.
Let's talk meatballs. They're gluten-free! You all know I'm trying to be a little more conscious with what I'm eating nowadays. I'm working hard to cut back on the carbs. And the sugar. And ice cream.
A few times a year, Tyler and I get a group of 10 food-loving friends together and throw what we've come to call the Shared Appetite Test Kitchen. It gives us an opportunity to try out some new cooking techniques, create an elegant and cohesive tasting menu, and cook together in the kitchen. It's a night when we get to play "pretend restaurant" and act like chefs running a legit operation. We get to use words like "Behind!", "Mise en Place", and other nerdy chef terms we think they use in restaurant kitchens. We 
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Just be prepared to fall in love with this creative vegetarian soup. It's super hearty and filling. It's warming and comforting. It'll pretty much become your best friend.
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I'm officially the heaviest I've ever been. Unlike my beautiful wife that quickly lost all her pregnancy weight, I look like I ate a few 
With just 10 minutes of prep, you can turn that leftover eggnog into one heck of a holiday morning breakfast... Eggnog Monkey Bread Muffins!
And sure... you might consider a sweet, creative monkey bread like this more of a dessert. But I put the word "muffin" in the title for a reason. SPECIFICALLY so I could eat these for breakfast. #thisiswhyimfat
And you might be saying to yourself... but Chris, I'm not hosting Christmas! I'm not going to have any leftover eggnog!!! Bummer. Maybe you could nicely ask the host to save you some (all you need is about a ⅓ cup)? Or better yet, you could bring eggnog to the party and conveniently leave the amount you need for this recipe at home! 😉
Okay, sorry. Cookies. That's where I was going with all of this. It ain't Christmas time unless you are enjoying cookies at pretty much every meal. Breakfast, you bet. Lunch... a few cookies and that 
These cookies. One half is a peanut butter cookie dough with semi-sweet chocolate chips. The other is a chocolate based dough studded with peanut butter chips. Now that alone would be reason for celebration. But we can do better. Grab yourself a bag of mini peanut butter cups... and stuff 'em right in the middle of these glorious sugar bombs.
And while you bask in the joy that are these creative Christmas cookies, know that you are actually helping out children in need. Yup... like you needed another reason to eat cookies. Now you have one.
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Bonus? They are super easy and totally crowd pleasers. I mean, what's not to like about sausage, egg, and cheese wrapped up in a buttery crescent roll? Exactly.
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Let's be honest here. Even if you end up with a perfectly moist, juicy turkey on Thanksgiving (big props to you, my friend), you can never get it that amazing when reheating. It just gets more and more overcooked and dried out. That's why I like combining it with a creamy and zesty avocado jalapeno aioli, and top it with some pickled cranberries. No cooking required, and it stays nice and moist in the dressing 🙂
Can we talk about how much I love 
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I just downloaded while decorating and slurping down a few hot cocoas.
Like, seriously. They are absolutely incredible. And I'm not even a big pumpkin fan. Yup, I said it. I would much rather chow down on apple anything and everything... but these Pumpkin Cheesecake Quesadillas are slowly making me a convert.
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Best part? You can make it in under 10 minutes. 5 if you are really fast and especially hungry. Thinly slice an apple. Mix up some cream cheese with brown sugar and cinnamon. Layer 'em in a tortilla and sprinkle with cinnamon sugar. A quick little trip to the skillet and BAM... instant euphoria.
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When I'm in a rush and don't plan out our meals for the week, I end up wasting so much more time, energy, and money. I end up taking multiple trips to the store, and usually right after work when I'm already tired and the place is mobbed. Ugh. There is also way more caving into the we'll just do take-out throughout the week. And let's be honest... way less healthier choices. Because you better believe if I need to go out to the food store multiple times a week, I'll be rewarding myself with a pint of this or a package of that.
While most people are absolutely obsessed with pumpkin everything this time of year, I'm all about apples. Don't get me wrong, I'm not anti-pumpkin. For proof, see Exhibit-A below... Olivia had her very first pumpkin picking experience a couple weeks ago! But when it comes time to flavors I love, bring on 'da apple.
We all have those nostalgic meals our moms made us, don't we? One of mine is Pork Chops, Apple Sauce, and Noodles. Man, I loved pork chop night. And this is my updated version (and, sorry mom... better version) of your pork chop dinner.
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